Moister Than An Oyster - Funny T-Shirt - Natural
Awesome tee, arriving at your doorstep with fast NZ-wide delivery in 3–5 days.
Bold, ridiculous, and guaranteed to get a reaction — Moister Than An Oyster leans fully into chaotic humour with a cheeky seaside twist. Perfect for beach trips, pub laughs, and anyone who appreciates an unapologetically goofy slogan, this natural tee is made for causing smiles and a few dramatic eye rolls along the way.
Your Tee is Going to Feature:
- 100% combed cotton
- 180gsm midweight fabric
- Classic crew neck
- Side-seamed
- Durable twin needle stitching
- Unisex design
- Ethically sourced cotton
