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The Real Reason Dad Goes Fishing - Funny Tee
Awesome tee, arriving at your doorstep with fast NZ-wide delivery in 3–5 days.
This tee captures the quirky truth about fishing with a playful twist. Featuring a humorous design that reads "The Real Reason Dad Goes Fishing Because Beer Tastes Better Near Water," it's perfect for those who appreciate the lighter side of life.
With a vibrant teal print on classic black, this shirt is a surefire conversation starter for any casual outing. Whether you're out on the boat or enjoying a backyard BBQ, it’s an ideal way to channel Dad's laid-back vibe.
Your Tee is Going to Feature:
- 100% combed cotton
- 180gsm midweight fabric
- Classic crew neck
- Side-seamed
- Durable twin needle stitching
- Unisex design
- Ethically sourced cotton
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